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What's an ELCA Christmas Program Without a Witch?

1/18/2013

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Rarely am I surprised when I read or hear stories of what the ELCA is teaching or things that are happening in the church, but I was with this one.  Not long ago I received an email from Jill Weber.  She was concerned by what she heard and experienced while visiting an ELCA church.   This is what the Jill wrote -
I recently attended Shepherd Of The Hills Church in Flagstaff, AZ.  The senor pastor is Susan Swanson and the teaching pastor is her husband Tim Swanson.  I attended the church service on Dec. 9, 2012 and also the Bible study taught by Tim.  I was grieved in my spirit when I asked him a direct question if he believed if Jesus is God?  His response was “that's a hard question."  He also told this class that "it wasn't important that Jesus was born of a virgin."  I responded "Yes it is important that Jesus was born of a virgin and it does matter, because Jesus came to fulfill all the prophecies!"  He said he didn't want to argue.  I told him he would be arguing with the Word of God.  He also cited the gnostic gospels (the gospel of Thomas) as if it were Gospel!  Galatians 1:4-9.  The senor pastor, his wife was also listening to the conversation and jokingly warned her husband "you better be careful you might lose your job" (I say he should!).  The adults in the Bible study laughed.  I wanted to stand up and face the people and say "are you really paying them to teach you heresies?  That isn't funny because the joke is on you!"  The next Sunday I attended the service and then the Christmas program showing how other people celebrated Christmas in different parts of the world; including Befana from Italy, who is a witch.  Befana was visited by the wise men and they asked her if she wanted to go and search for baby Jesus and she told them no but after they left she decided that she would, so she flew on her broomstick from house to house in search of Jesus but never did find him.  A little girl about 9yrs. was dressed up like Befana including broomstick and all!   Wow, I never knew that did you?  I think Jesus referred to such teachers as "a brood of vipers!"  This program was put together by the Rev. Susan Swanson.

For those that may be wondering, Befana the witch is an old European story that was made into a book called, The Legend of Old Befana.  Barnes and Noble's overview of the book says this, "The celebration of Befana, who flies across the sky on Twelfth Night, leaving cakes and cookies for children as they sleep, is a beloved story in Europe.  It is timeworn only by its many versions, and Tomie dePaola's retelling is unique in its resplendent settings and carefully researched detail.  His story also broadens the character of the eccentric old recluse of the small Italian village, who is always sweeping.  While Befana is sometimes called a witch. . ." (see here)

So let me recap this.  According to an eye witness, in an ELCA church where a pastor apparently finds it hard to confirm the Bible's testimony that Jesus is God and that Jesus was born of a virgin, there was a Christmas program that included a child playing a broom-flying witch.  This is what happens people, when our faith leaders do not hold Scripture as being from God and Truth.  This is what happens when ELCA leadership makes themselves the arbitrators of what is true and what isn't.  Also notice that this church's members seem to go along with the false teaching, like sheep being led to the slaughter.

I pray that God would open the eyes of all ELCA members so they could see that they are being led astray, led away from God, some slowly and some in extremely dramatic ways, by the leadership of the Evangelical Lutheran Church in America.

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Kathy S link
1/17/2013 09:56:03 pm

Are you sure this is not an episode from "The Simpsons"? Susie Swanson sure wears the pants in that family!

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Lois Johnson
1/18/2013 04:25:08 pm

How very sad for those people and their children.

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Didaskalos link
1/20/2013 08:50:23 am

The fact of Jesus' deity is a "hard question" for an ELCA pastor? The Bible's clear affirmation of the virgin birth "wasn't important"? Such is the prevailing depravity of the Ear-tickling Lutheran Church in America: parishioners continually being fed stones instead of bread by their pastors and denominational leaders.

Andree Seu's "Itching ears:Making a 'real' Jesus to fit the present time" is an apt epitaph for the ELCA:

". . . In case you've been out of town since the Enlightenment, here is what's changed: . . . The Gospel of Thomas is good; the Gospel of Luke is bad. . . . God our mother is good; God our father is bad. Jesus as avatar is good; Jesus as savior is bad. . . .

"A stripped-down, Buddha-like Jesus is just the Jesus for our times. He is serene to the point of lobotomized. He makes no demands, brings no conviction of sin, is a hollowed-out vessel to be filled with what America's itching ears long to hear. In the beginning God created man in His own image, and ever since, man has been returning the favor. Heaven help this generation when it learns, too late, that the Christ it had bereft of an eschatological mission returns in all His eschatological glory on the clouds with the shout of an archangel and an uplifted sword."

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Kathy Suarez
1/20/2013 12:08:21 pm

Klunk. I just heard the ELCA hit the bottom of the barrel.

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Deborah Haffner Hubbard
7/5/2013 12:35:52 pm

I think the swanson's are some of the most enlightened pastors I have ever met....without their kind of prophetic leadership the church will be dead in a few generations

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