Exposing the ELCA

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We’re Just a Church That Can’t Say No
(from the Broadway Musical: Oklahoma)

We’re just a church that can’t say no
We’re in a terrible fix
We always say, “Come on, let’s go”
Just when we aughta say nix.

When a sinner wants to stay in sin
We know we aughta give em words of Law
But as soon as they cry “Victomhood”
We always, somehow, sorta hem and haw

We like the homosexual
Long as they’re prissy and quaint
We’ll call a sinner a saint
How can they be what they ain’t
We can’t say no!

What ya gonna do when Satan talks flirty, and starts to talk purty?
What ya gonna do?
Sposin that he says that the Bible’s exclusive, but Christ is inclusive,
What ya gonna do?
Sposin that he says that they gotta be ordained,
Cause if they’re not ordained, they’ll cry?
What ya gonna do when he talks that way,
Spit in his eye?

We’re just a church that can’t say no
Reason and Sentiment Rule
And if you don’t agree with us
God’s Word we’ll twist as a tool

Other people say we’re het’rodox
But orthodox ain’t having any fun!
We will wear ‘em down with all our talks
And then we’ll vote our conscience til we’ve won

Many may disapprove of us,
But we know-our God is best.
We put His Grace to the Test!
Won’t you all join, be our guest?
We can’t say no!